Here are some words and terms I made up.

Freeaboo

Weeaboos want to be japanese. Freeaboos want to be Free (as in freedom).

BTSD - Berkeley Traumatic Stress Disorder

A disorder caused by the traumatic event of someone taking your Free (as in freedom) software and making it proprietary.

Eye-diddling

It's like diddling but without touching. For example ogling naked little girls would count as eye-diddling.